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No Jelly On My Weiner Please. Jolly Rogers 2

Guests
Walt Quinn, Frank Surface and Paul Bryant all from Jax along with Roger Rowe (Relapse), and Glenn Davis (ddsea).

Sea Conditions
A shitty forecast and work issues with one of our guests forced us to scale back to a single overnighter off the Hatch. Seas were 2'-3' the first day and then blew up overnight as predicted closing out our trip diving in a solid 6' slop. Vis averaged around 20' in 60-70 fsw and water temps ranged from 78*-80*. Jellyfish everywhere......even in my wetsuit.

Slay Report
The bait is THICK off the Hatch like I haven't seen before, but unfortunately the gags don't know about it yet. Gags were scarce but there were massive quantities of hogfish, and we easily filled a seven man two day charter limit along with the usual mangos, triggerfish and red grouper. I'm pretty sure that once we get the first few cold fronts to push the grouper in it's going to be a pandemonium on the rock piles with that much food available for them. We had sardines all around the boat overnight and any freeline was slammed by a king mackerel within five minutes.

No trophies on this trip although we did put the meat in the box. Back at the dock earlier than normal because of the building seas and needing to get Frank en route so he could make it in time to the Jaguars game. The last winter recreational slayfest season off the Hatch is right around the corner.

I was on my second dive of the trip slinging it hardcore on a rock pile when I face planted into a moon jelly while chasing down a fish. It lit up the portion of my mug not covered by mask and regulator...... more annoying than painful and no big deal. A few minutes go by and I'm on the bottom stringing up a fish surrounded by more jellies drifting by. Like someone turning the ON switch I start feeling a sharp stinging on my hips and ass cheeks. I instinctively swatted the areas and instantly the stinging expanded to my meat whistle. Then the epiphany hit me to my utter horror.....my Excel wetsuit which shall we say is in the winter of its lifetime has a nice size hole in the seat from wear and tear, and somehow in my gyrations of of shooting, chasing, and stringing fish allowed a jellyfish or part thereof to enter my personal space unabated with no protection from my Under Armor style shorts underneath. Time to abort dive, and I ascended wincing the entire way up. On the boat I couldn't get my suit off fast enough to hose myself down with fresh water even though you're not supposed to. I worked up the courage to look down, and sure enough there was a nice sized red welt on the head on my groin moray. Over the course of the next hour until it dissapated the crew probably thought I was a chronic masturbator as I huddled in the corner to check the damage every few minutes. No jelly on my weiner please.

 

Walt and Frank with a couple of red grouper

The rugged divemaster/first mate carrying the weight for the non-diving non-fishing owner operator with his typical stringer of the trip

Glenn with a nice king mack

Sorry no more pics but it was rough as f*ck!
 


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